Friday, October 25, 2013

new jokes free read

 Jokes

 Ironic One Liners

 

A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.
To write with a broken pencil is pointless.
A thief fell and broke his leg in wet cement. He became a hardened criminal.
When fish are in schools they sometimes take debate.
The short fortune teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.
When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.
A lot of money is tainted: ‘Taint yours, and ‘taint mine.
A boiled egg is hard to beat.



Pain in Eye

A Patient visits Doctor.
Patient: “Doctor, Whenever I drink tea I get pain in my eye”
Doctor: “Then you should take out the teaspoon before you drink.”

 

 

 

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