স্মার্ট স্টাইল : October 2013

“911 what is your emergency?”
“…”
“Hello? 911 what is-“
“I took her.”
“Who am I speaking to? Where are you?”
“She never did fear me.”
“Sir, who are you referring to?”
“…”
“Sir?”
“It's all better… she’s peaceful now.”
“Did you assault your wife?”
“No…it was…a little girl.”
“…”
“...”
“Why?”
“…”
“Sir, stay on the phone we are sending help.”
“I didn’t ask for your help.”
“Why did you call us?”
“To let you know.”
“Let me know what?”
“She gave her life to summon me. “
“Is this some sort of sick joke?”
“She drove the knife through her heart and when the blood spread across the floor I arose from the shadows.”
“You better get ready to explain this to the cops.”
“And you know…I liked her blood.”
“I’m hanging up!”
“I wouldn’t do that Elizabeth.”
“How…who told you my name?”
“It was your daughter.”
“...you’re lying.”
“Annie is with me now.”
“Oh god! Help! You monster! Help!”
“I’ll be coming to fetch your blood soon.”

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JOKES 1

One day a tiger was walking through the jungle, tiger saw two men relaxing under a tree. One was reading a newspaper, and the other was working feverishly on a manual typewriter.
The tiger leapt on the man with the newspaper, and ate him up. The tiger did not bother the other man at all. That’s because any predator knows that readers digest but writers cramp.

JOKES 2

Nurse: “Doctor, the man you just treated collapsed on the front step. What should I do?”
Doctor: “Turn him around so it looks like he was just arriving!”

JOKES 3

Interviewer: Where you were born?
Candidate: Texas
Interviewer: Which part?
Candidate: The whole body

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